"Nibby" (nibby68)
08/14/2016 at 20:32 • Filed to: None
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"Nibby" (nibby68)
08/14/2016 at 20:32 • Filed to: None | 6
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My cousin’s 4 year old daughter needed some help going to the bathroom yesterday. While in there she said , “I never pee my pants but a lot of little kids do.”
“I am sure you have peed your pants at some point.”
“When I was 3 I used to pee behind the curtains.” Confirmed through her older sister.
Another gem she had was when we were leaving to go bowling, I told her to put her shoes on. “I don’t like putting on this strap, it’s hard.”
“Listen bud, life is difficult.”
“Yeah, I know.” lol
Also, she had no issues going inside my truck by herself. I guess those nerf bars are good for 4 year olds.
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> Nibby
08/14/2016 at 20:43 |
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My two year old recently potty trained. I’m still getting “Daddy daddy come look at my poop!” on the regular. We’re all very proud of her poop.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Nibby
08/14/2016 at 20:44 |
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I don’t like putting on bowling shoes either. Mainly because none of them fit my wide feet.
Jcarr
> Nibby
08/14/2016 at 20:47 |
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When my 2 year old first learned to say “fork” it came out “fuck”. I got him to say “what the fork” to which my wife and I laughed quite a bit. Now he’ll pull it out at random, usually in the worst moment. Today he did it at a family reunion.
XJDano
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08/14/2016 at 20:47 |
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I sometimes yell through the house the same thing to my wife.
OPPOsaurus WRX
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08/14/2016 at 20:48 |
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my wife won’t come look at my poop no matter how big it is. I’ve pooped some big poops
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Nibby
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08/14/2016 at 21:16 |
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When will you tell her “Listen kid, I’m sick of your shit.”
shop-teacher
> Nibby
08/14/2016 at 21:36 |
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That’s awesome! Yeah, kids are funny.
I put nerf bars on my truck after owning it for nine years, so my girls could climb in and out on their own.
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> Nibby
08/14/2016 at 21:48 |
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We kept asking my friends 6year nephew to fetch us beers. His dad goes “I should do this at home”.
Funktheduck
> Nibby
08/14/2016 at 22:32 |
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Someone lets you around children?
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Nibby
> Funktheduck
08/14/2016 at 22:40 |
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I’m always around my cousins’ kids.
Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle
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08/14/2016 at 23:20 |
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Yeah, poop is definitely a topic of conversation when you’re toilet training. Whenever I have to take my daughter with me when I go to the bathroom when we are out and about, she will walk out of the bathroom announcing to everyone my accomplishment, “Daddy went pee/poop!”